Aries

A busy week ahead sees
you trying to ram as
much in as you can.Try
asking others around ewe
to help with the kids.

Taurus

A visit to the china
shop has to be put on
hold this week.This is
due to your many mood
swings and people that
keep telling to grab
the bull by the horns.

Gemini

A chance encounter on
thursday with a stranger
that looks like you makes
you believe that this is
your lost twin,until
someone tells you thats a
mirror.

Cancer

Your attempts to shell
out on new accomodation
this week hits a snag
due to problems with the
little nippers

Leo

You have a strong urge
to explore on monday.
This soon changes when
you hear strange sounds
telling you it's a jungle
out there.

Virgo

Your desire to spread
your wings is hampered
this week this could be
because your arms feel
tired from carrying that
stupid object.

Libra

Problems with the weights
and measures department
on saturday has you feel-
ing rather unbalanced,this
may be resolved but you
will have to weight and see.

Scorpio

A partner or friend brings
you some interesting news
this week,be careful though
it could have a sting in its
tail.

Sagittarius

You just can't seem to
get your point across
lately.If your targets
seem too far off you
should set your aim a
little lower.

Capricorn

The fact that the grass
is greener on the other
side really upsets you
this week,as do the con-
stant jokes like goat-hell,
whats got your goat,its cold
so put your goat on and last
but not least.

Aquarius

You need take stock this
week,you find that you
have been rather wastefull.
If you don't stop pouring
it away you'll have none
left.

Pisces

Your environment seems
to be forever expanding.
This could be caused by
that idiot above you.